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# OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY THE
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Grant me my prayers, O Mighty One,
You who knows what it is to suffer.
Grant me my prayers, O Antlered One,
You who are the Great Giver.
 
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:08, archived)
# They're horns, not antlers.
You have angered him greatly.

I suggest you take your prayers to the Psychic Deer.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# "The Old God sleeps
down in the dark, moist,
odorous underfoot,
Waiting for us
To put down our roots."
 
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
# That'd make a great t-shirt design
or band name. Or both!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Hmmm...
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:20, archived)
#  
*insert pun based on ramming, horny etc etc*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Putting the 'chic'
in Psychic Ram.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:41, archived)
# putting the 'cram' in.. oh bugger it
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 6:54, archived)
# *OBEYS*

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:14, archived)
# you cannot override the powers of the hypnotoad
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)