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# Yes, the nice man at the park would like to play too.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I WENT TO THE FUNFAIR
I DID NOT KNOW FUN WOULD MAKE ME FEEL SO DIRTY
THIS IS MY BALLOON
I AM GOING TO GOUGE OUT MY OTHER EYE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# THE PARTY WAS SO INTENSE, EVERYONE LOST AN EYE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY
INVITES YOU TO A REALLY INTENSE PARTY.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# yes, one of those new style "New York Intense Parties"
where everyone parties in a sequence of ever smaller rooms throughout the night.

until finally they are compressed into a small tube shaped tube and secreted upon rare seal eggs at luxurious restaurants as partie de aperitif.

This made sense in my head

OH SHIT, THIS MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD

my fucking head!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# it makes sense in my head
despite the fact that i know seals don't lay eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I did wonder why Skittles had that weird, multi-coloured middle
Now I know the truth ... Skittles IS PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)