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# Stick with Tomasz Schaffernacker
but draw him at a met office meeting being gang-raped by other weather presenters, most violently by a naked Wendy Hurrell (she might be local London weather only so you'll have to google her) wearing a massive barbed strap-on whilst Carol Kirkwood carves heiroglyphs into his scrote.

Old Bill Giles is looking on, gently stroking a stoat... that's desperately trying to escape out of his japseye.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Can I get some cross-Atlantic interest into this mix?
I'd like Al Roker to be there in some capacity.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Sure, Al is over here to promote trans-atlantic meteorogical harmony.
He also has a keen interest in spanking and can be seen in the above scene taking a hard wooden spanking paddle to Tomasz's butt-ocks (as he would say) and genitals.

Wendy is warning him not to catch her beautiful alibaster thighs with his paddle or he'll feel the barbs of her strap on! She's a feisty one that Wendy!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I'm concerned that Al's gastric band may burst.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# So is he!

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Ah man
this is just getting better and better
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Pissing on Katie Couric
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Oh baby
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I'm in.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)