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[challenge entry] atch it!

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(1.618..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# That cat really needs to clean its bum
It's got a bad case of Morrissey-tagnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
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clagnuts
(1.618..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Big mouth strikes again
Nice photo, but where's the limerick?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Morrissey's a bit of a wussy
This is the only time he's had pussy?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
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Big mouth strikes again
Nice photo, but where's the limerick?
Morrissey's a bit of a wussy
This is the only time he's had pussy?!
This is the fifth line.
(1.618..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)
# morrisey the mopey twat
liked to wear a cat as a hat
the cat was never fed
it was very soon dead
and he replaced it with a very large bat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Catheads of the world unite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
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(1.618..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Ah :)
But why compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
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I'm sorry. I'll come up with a limerick
(1.618..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I just wondered if I was missing something that's all
Don't get all funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# unshopped pic????ris....are you short on material to post?
just wondered....ah-it's 'avin a shit.....de-ris :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
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(1.618..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
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(1.618..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I'm fighting a losing battle here
I'm trying my best, but this internet, it's full of cat loving weirdies with funny faces, I'd throw in the towel, but then what reason would I have to exist?
I will keep fighting the good fight, I will soldier on, I will persist in my futile quest to rid the world of this felineternet menace, and on my deathbed, knowing that I will have made very little difference at all, I will look back and smile

because I will be suffocating a kitten in my anus
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
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He sings of the dull and the bland
It's made him a few hundred grand
His cred was repealed
When someone revealed
Dave Cameron's fave evah band
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)