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# saw this sign yesterday
one way flaps

and couldn't resist

I mean, how is she still a virgin? the mind boggles!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha.........................................OM feckin' GAWD!!!!!!! if you go in you'll never get out

(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# OH FUCK!
My eyes... my beautiful eyes....
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Oh shit that's nasty.
*fears*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# You actually needed to ask?
Imagine her whispering in your ear with that sweet voice, "come back to bed darling".
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# hehe
I was asking in a sarcastic way ;)


anyways, she's married to God! so we've no chance, including you MadCatMan
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Good job too
I wouldn't poke her with a stick.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# not even a shitty one?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# after a few stellas I probably would
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah...
but does she take it up the shitter
does it tile
can it be milked?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# NO
I can almost hear her.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:42, archived)
# haha, lovely wobble on her
cum by ar my lord, cum by over ya
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)