Anyone points a water pistol at me
will get it shoved so far up his arse he'll get water on the fucking brain.
I'm not in a good mood today.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:05,
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Too fucking right, she told me that if I ate my crusts
they'd make my hair curl. And did they? Did they fuck.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:11,
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Did she specifiy which hairs?
I'm anticipating a difficult day in court.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:20,
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