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# Nuke your Mac from outer space
go to a church and say 12,000 hail marys to atone for your sins

and then buy a PC :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# But it's so pretty...
apart from the musical misbehaviour :(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# BUT IT HAS NO EJECT BUTTON!
You must press a key instead D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# please say that's a joke
what happens if you have porn in the dvd drive and your taking it in for repair? your never going to see xxx midgets again :( bad times
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:36, archived)
# not an issue
no one would ever watch porn on a mac, for they have no willies
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
# everyone loves an attractive paperweight
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# my pc needs upgrading
for all you mac users that is when I take out a redundant part and replace it with a new part
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# This is utterly beyond anything I could hope to do anyway.
My computer is basically regarded as a typewriter with a telly attached.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# but there is only 9 or so components to a computer
it really is as simple as popping out the memory and cpu and putting the new ones in, but your not allowed on a mac
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I have trouble working out how to put petrol in the car.
I don't trust myself with CPUs.

(Though I did once get good advice off /talk about changing the battery in my old PC.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# how did you manage that?
ive never seen anything remotely useful on /talk.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# better question
your pc has batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# CMOS CR2032!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)