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(clarencecat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Hello, clarencecat.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hehe
I loved the Britons in Space compo

welcome, welcome, come in, take your coat off. Tea? Biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# This your vehicle sir?
Why do all policemen talk the same way?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# they are hard wired that way
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# But he's not a policeman he's a Traffic Warden or whatever the new term is thesedays.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# pcso or cunt
you decide which to use
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# thanks
(clarencecat, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Horny gay dog cant get fuck, so he mastrubate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Mornin'!
TJ: Can anyone recommend a media player for macs that isn't iTunes? I can't get iTunes X to work, and I've just spent two and a half hours on the phone to Apple support.

During that time, they had me uninstall and reinstall iTunes three times. Then they told me that the problem is that it's not working for me; I told them ever so politely that I'd noticed that myself. Then they cut me off.

I've tried Songbird, but that doesn't seem to work either.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Ta!
I'll investigate this later.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Nuke your Mac from outer space
go to a church and say 12,000 hail marys to atone for your sins

and then buy a PC :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# But it's so pretty...
apart from the musical misbehaviour :(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# BUT IT HAS NO EJECT BUTTON!
You must press a key instead D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# please say that's a joke
what happens if you have porn in the dvd drive and your taking it in for repair? your never going to see xxx midgets again :( bad times
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:36, archived)
# not an issue
no one would ever watch porn on a mac, for they have no willies
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
# everyone loves an attractive paperweight
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# my pc needs upgrading
for all you mac users that is when I take out a redundant part and replace it with a new part
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# This is utterly beyond anything I could hope to do anyway.
My computer is basically regarded as a typewriter with a telly attached.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# but there is only 9 or so components to a computer
it really is as simple as popping out the memory and cpu and putting the new ones in, but your not allowed on a mac
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I have trouble working out how to put petrol in the car.
I don't trust myself with CPUs.

(Though I did once get good advice off /talk about changing the battery in my old PC.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# how did you manage that?
ive never seen anything remotely useful on /talk.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# better question
your pc has batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# CMOS CR2032!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# VLC?
www.videolan.org/vlc/download-macosx.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# :)

(Welcome to b3ta!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# ^ Needs more teh Quo
but apart from that, welcome nooby!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)