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# *charm*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:34, archived)
# *vibrating one dimensional strings occuring on membranes in 11 dimentional space*
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:36, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:38, archived)
# excellent
I was hoping a post would happen before I got my thingy in.

thank you for aptness creation.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:39, archived)
# I had waffles today, first time in ages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# I had museli today.
it was good and seedy and fruity and oatsy and milky but it wasn't milky until I put milk in it and then it was milky.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:50, archived)
# I haven't had museli for ages either
I did have iceland £2 pizza with cheese enhanced cheese filling of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:52, archived)
# but did you fuck it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# dude, I rode it like it was elvis
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I HAD PIZZA TOO!
but it was from the co-op and it was a feast of meats or so the packaging claimed but I'm not so sure I think they lied to me through branding and it was barely a moderate dinner of meats pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:54, archived)
# the frozen meat feats pizzas consist of
peperoni
shit sausage
lumpy sausage meat
and "spicy thing"

not nice really :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I had a spliff, some cigarettes, and an underlying sense of frustration
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# THAT'S GOOD EATING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:54, archived)
# a cracking start to any day, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:57, archived)
# was the frustration palpable?
I only like it when it's palpable
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:55, archived)
# i just ate
a fig for the first time ever.
(schnurricane?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:07, archived)
# i also had an underlying sense of frustration.
i've been building this stone wall onto the front of a house since like april, and it's big! it's 28 x 8 feet, and yesterday, about 8 inches from the top, i GAVE UP FOR GOOD.

i'm moving in three days and leaving that bitch unfinished forever. i never want to look at another rock again.
(schnurricane?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:11, archived)
# So you were literally stonewalled?
I'm eating dates in honour of all my fasting Muslim coworkers.
just installed a Canadian dictionary in Firefrog because the fecking US one picked up on the 'u' in 'honour'...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# you know schnurr I really used to enjoy reading your stories, did you give up on your web place for stories?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:34, archived)
# figs are awesome
and totally fuckable
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:32, archived)
# you're mixing up figs and figging
:)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I was watching QI
And Alan Davies told me that Muesli with water is the same as with milk.

I challenge you to test this theory!
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# water is ultimately very very very low fat milk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:58, archived)
# I've heard that Cows drink water.
And then make milk.
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:01, archived)
# homeopathy right there.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:02, archived)
# my one question that I need the answer to is
What's the homeopathic cure for drowning?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Dare I say Oxygen?
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
# A sugar pill. Like every other homeopathic cure.
but yes, I like your joke.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:28, archived)
# I don't know if I like it, Discobeads.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:41, archived)
# sorry tootseeturs
I don't know what I can do about it now

ice cream and strawberries?

with spurty cream?

and crumbled choccy biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:47, archived)
# *muons*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# "bluuuuueee muon"
"I saw you standing... alone
until you lepton a bus
and travelled to Croydon
Inexplicably"

-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:56, archived)
# *american werewolfs in london*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:15, archived)
# *lower budget werewolfs in paris*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:22, archived)
# You're awesome Discomead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:47, archived)
# *red shifts*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:38, archived)