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# I'm off to the pub before he gets cross.. See you all tomorrow...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I'm threading this jack because I have just seen this outside my house.


What does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# It means the USAF are testing their sekrit weapons in your area
Chemtrails, HAARP, Tesla, Illuminati, UFOs, MJ-12... it all fits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# and on 11/9 coincidence, i think not
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:25, archived)
# You have lens flare!

and you forgot to put your washing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# You're pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Hooray!
*raises can*
Edit: Your sig reminds me of a Terry Allen song :The Waitress.
I was talking to a waitress. She said she's always liked drawing horses.She could do the body ok but never get the head, tail, or legs. I told her she was drawing sausages. She said "No. They were horses"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I can't draw for toffee anyway,
but ears really elude me. I just draw big hair instead.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Find people with no ears and draw them.
And DON'T go anywhere near Prince Charles for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:34, archived)
# People with no ears
always seem to have good eyesight... strange that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# It means that God promises not to kill everyone with floodwater again.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# except the Muslims
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I'm sure I can see Casper the friendly ghost in that pic
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)