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[challenge entry] Revive sales figures with obscure and subliminal sexual references

From the Re-marketing Classic Albums challenge. See all 375 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Needs more tits!
They make great floatation devices. If only they had more tits... so many lives would have been saved.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Tits are the salvation of mankind
(except for the inevitable curses that come with them)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Such as?...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I suppose you've never been married then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# You suppose correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Were they like a couple of iceburg lettuces?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:08, archived)
# After the sinking, iceberg safety measures were employed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# That's Health and Safety for ya
Not thinking that life would be better without their nannying ways and the continued existance of Leonardo DiCaprio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# i like this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Thanx
It is kind of senseless, but was fun to do back when
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Bit like me ex:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# We all think that too ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Oh you know my ex?
I'm not suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# "know" her only in the biblical sense
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah she was know for her Moses style of 'parting of the waves'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# i'm getting Dali vibes i tell ya
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# This is lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# THX :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# TITS


edit: also, a zoom in onto the boat showing the depth of realistic boat detail

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I thought it was when a comsic ray camefrom outerspace and hit Timmy Mallet
and he was left teatering on the end of his malletand then tried sexah tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:13, archived)
# this would also be an acceptable explanation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# THIS IS SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I like tits NSFW :D
img402.imageshack.us/img402/3050/girl3am7.gif
(herman:D, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I fully concur with that set
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# *imagines "ruler being twanged on a desk" noise*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)