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# Debbie McGee and whatever Paul Daniels' dog's called.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Ken dodd and his dads dead dog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Di's Died and Dodi's Dead Too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
# so is the Dodo
Dido must be shitting herself.

/stolen from a comedian somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Probably Andy Parsons.
The bald, unfunny prick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Andy Parsons is ace.
You are wrong.

WRONG, Sir.

Ha! That's YOU told!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# He walked past me IRL once and I didn't even laugh.
I don't know what his fucking problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# the Alsatian?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I believe it was a German Shepherd, yes.
People may claim it apocryphal but I like to think it's true. 'Like' is a strong word.

I usually reserve that for the story about Marc Almond drinking gallons of bull semen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)