Hahahaha
But it will give you the right to annoy absolutely everyone else - including other parents - when down the pub and your spawn are running around unchecked because pubs now double as creches and allow you to throw off any shackles of responsibility you feel while you enjoy yourself.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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but children are our future
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:11,
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Oh that bloody phrase.
Along with "We don't inherit the earth, we borrow it from our children"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:21,
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All the children are going to inherit from me is VD and my basement apartment
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Victor Meldrew,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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This.
And a sense of bitter resentment towards their human nature.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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and an uncanny knowledge of bathroom construction
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Victor Meldrew,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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Hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:26,
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And my women's wrestling porn collection
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the Angry Gumball Harmless American,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:04,
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Then our future is going to be even more chock-a-block
of snotty self centered individuals who are convinced that Copernicus was full of shit and that the universe revolves around them...
/harrumph
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:33,
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Some of them, maybe,
but not all.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:37,
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