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# *screams and stands on stool*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
# that's a nice spider
the ones in my house are so big, they could wear boots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# They are so amazingly industrious are spiders.
Overnight one had built a web that stretched right over downstair's front garden, and was sitting pretty (pretty ugly) right in the middle of it this morning, waiting for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:13, archived)
# i'm definitely getting myself another spider
bugger, i want to watch eight legged freaks now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# ^ this
We have an orb-weaver outside our kitchen window and every single night she eats her perfectly good old web (or looks like she's eating it, destroys it anyway) and makes a brand new one. I hate the buggers but they are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# i think they do eat the web
but i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# There's one that lives inside the wing mirror of my car
every time I drive somewhere the web gets blown off but next morning it'll be back. The spider even managed to stay put through a 200-mile round trip up and down the M1.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# *screams and excretes a stool*
(onto the spider)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)