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# he smooth...

ris
(dribl, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha. Proper laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# *screams and stands on stool*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
# that's a nice spider
the ones in my house are so big, they could wear boots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# They are so amazingly industrious are spiders.
Overnight one had built a web that stretched right over downstair's front garden, and was sitting pretty (pretty ugly) right in the middle of it this morning, waiting for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:13, archived)
# i'm definitely getting myself another spider
bugger, i want to watch eight legged freaks now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# ^ this
We have an orb-weaver outside our kitchen window and every single night she eats her perfectly good old web (or looks like she's eating it, destroys it anyway) and makes a brand new one. I hate the buggers but they are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# i think they do eat the web
but i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# There's one that lives inside the wing mirror of my car
every time I drive somewhere the web gets blown off but next morning it'll be back. The spider even managed to stay put through a 200-mile round trip up and down the M1.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# *screams and excretes a stool*
(onto the spider)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)
# nice to break out this again.
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I love spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# It crawls into my mouth for some sweet sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
# hello, the dutch spider molester mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# heheh

*yiff yiff webs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Apparently the average person eats eight spiders a night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# glad I'm not average
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I was actually picturing you as I typed that out.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# it's an urban myth
if anything, the warmth breath from a human mouth would deter any would be arachnid cakehole intruder
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I figured as much.
Me and my friend got it wrong anyway (I think it's supposed to be eight times in a lifetime). But then it tickled us, the idea of scoffing down eight of the bastards a night so we kept saying it at every available opportunity.

Because we're unfunny twats, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hehehe, it's become a favourite 'anti-fact'
snopes gives a few details...
www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I should've known the internet'd be involved.
Whyioutta.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Also, it's not an insect
it's a fruit.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Have you seen those enormous camel spiders?
they're why there are so many legs in a bargain bucket these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# i've never seen so much ugly in one place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# well, it is twinned with milton keynes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I noticed that too
I believe they're oddly similar, even in population size and newishness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# i didn't know about the size thing
but i was fairly sure about the newishness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# having been to Amsterdam
and witnessed the average Dutch bird in the street (tall, blond, slim), I have trouble envisaging a town full of ugly women in the Netherlands.

No one does bulldog like the English :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# i disagree
i once met a german woman who, i'm sure, was wearing her face inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:59, archived)
# arf
teutonic efficiency!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:01, archived)
# she also had the worst halitosis
it's ever been my misfortune to be within gagging distance of
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# HEY I'M EATING PEANUTS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# i'm eating nik naks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# There are towns with fitter birds (Utrecht, Leiden)
but there are certainly also minger towns
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# /qotw ----->
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:50, archived)
# pfff
you're such a card, archie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:55, archived)
# bingbong noise
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# great, an Amazon affiliate link.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# oof
I don't follow Eastenders, why is Phil Mitchell developing an Omen style birthmark on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)