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# I call 'Coo-ee!' to passers by, and when they look up
I GOB IN THEIR EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Is that a quote from our prime minister?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Come on, come on, you should know this, Hood-Butter!
Stop dawdling!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:06, archived)
# OK...
Bart Simpson?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I'm afraid that Msr WB below has rather pipped you to the post, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I'll just kill myself now then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Stout fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:42, archived)
# * Starts singing again...
♫ Gob on you.. because I hate your guts ♫
♫ Gob on you... Kick you in the nuts! ♫

/NotTheNineOclockNewsBlog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# \o/
10 points!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I liked that programme but
I wasn't that keen on those songs. The first ever episode saw Pam Stevenson walk in a house with her tit hanging out, her husband (Mel Smith) just stared at her and she said, "Oh god, I left the baby on the bus". Never seen that one repeated for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# "American Express, that would do nicely..."
"and would you like to seerub my tits too?"

NSFW DE-RIS


EDIT: /CantFindTheOneAboutTheBabyOnTheBus/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# He he yes.
Also the idea for The Meaning Of Liff, the comedy dictionary was lifted from NTNON's first book. They called it The Oxtail English Dictionary. Another little TV fact right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# It was 'rub' rather than 'see'
but you got the gist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# That's what I said

not
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# "Can I get my head between them, and go
Flubble, flubble, flubble?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Yes.
I think you probably could.

PS. "Wild? I was livid!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Wank you
W Th
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)