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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I think the tickets should be half-price
Because they don't move their arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah. Lazy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Well exactly.
That's why punk gigs are cheaper than Pink Floyd ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# did you write this letter to Viz ?
"Why does everyone make such a fuss about Michael Flatley and his Riverdancing? There's nothing clever about dancing if you've only got to think about moving your feet. Proper dancers like Lionel Blair wave their arms all over the shop. I think Mr Flatley should charge half as much as he does for his tickets.
Mrs H. N. Loops, Rhyll "
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Um ... no.
What's Viz? Erm ... erm ...

I believe the rebuttal is something along the lines that the ticket prices are fine, because they move their feet twice as fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# :D
yes probably by Mr.C. Flakes
(wankdog, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Once saw a cartoon where archaeologists had unearthed a book entitled:
Irish Dancing
Volume II
Incorporating the Arms



(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I am the lord of the dance settee
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Me & my brother used to sing that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNvfy5QEEDk
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:14, archived)
# please snap an arm, please snap arm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Much to my eternal shame I did get roped along to see this show once
and was pleasantly surprised. I thought it would be just a load of Irish violin-accompanied mincing, and yes that does make up a bit of it, but the rest is curiously good. Not that I'll get the chance to see it again ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)