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# we had a receptionist once at a training centre
who labelled the regular coffee pot as 'Caffeinated' and the decaff pot with nothing at all. (cos the boss only drank decaff so it was considered the default). This was a company which at the time sold 'clear communications' courses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Why?
Why do people drink decaff?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Coz their daddy bumraped them when they were 12.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:15, archived)
# because they're fannies
who want to appear hard

or, like my mum, have heart problems and can't drink full fat coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:15, archived)
# But why not have a nice drink?
Coffee is fuel. It is not a tasty beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:17, archived)
# You obviously only drink shit coffee then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Yes. Finest Civet Coffee. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# that comes in 2 varieties
the coffee bean variety and the chaff that's left over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# He's the chav that's left over:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:29, archived)
#
:(
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
# awwwww...
chavs have never heard of civet coffee (or civets for that matter)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# I used to have a boss who used to sign off her emails "TTFN".
Apparently this means "Ta-ta for now", but, due to my dislectricals, I could only read it as "I am a fucking moron".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:32, archived)
# FYI PSB
HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Pert schoolgirl breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)