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# Incorrect usage of organ demonstrated.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Has he just pissed some sort of explosive?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Too much paprika in the seasoning.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Christ, that was one hell of a kidney stone...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 2:34, archived)
# lol
jusst made me laugh out lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# yay
I wish I had the patience to learn how to animate, I can think of worse things than this :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Yes, this poor fellow has clearly misused his arms, holding them out straight when he could have prevented the subsequent misfortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)
# he was attempting to operate a gps when he noticed a particularly sexy landmark
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# But on the happy side,
he was the undisputed Butlin's Minehead Knobbly Knees Champion every year from 1978 to 2010.
So he had a good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# that'd be an accolade wouldn't it
to have a statue made

with yer knobbly knees

though local tramps would probably pleasure themselves on the nobbles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I know I would.
If only by using 'em as bottle-openers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# strangely, this doesn't give me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)
# well, he has impaled himself on his schlong which has burst through the rear of his head and exploded
that's likely to ruin the mood on most occasions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# yes, but this is ME
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Don't worry


a real man is waiting nonchallantly right now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# dunno where the hell he is though
think his gps broke
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# suave mother fuckers
 
I am momentarily reminded of piecomic
www.b3ta.com/board/9341848
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# shit man, I wish I was suave
instead of swerve

which is what everyone does to avoid me

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:08, archived)
# hahah

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Good God, what does it take?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# One of these in good condition


plus optional attatchments?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)
# very much so, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# my woo
just turned into an Ew..
nice work though ;)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha
you can get a cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# most things give me the horn
except this
and bananas
and john mccririck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
# John McCririck, tied to a pool table, with a banana up his arse
There is a pool cue here.

> BEAT MCCRIRICK WITH POOLCUE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# that would be anger management
not horn-inducing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
# fuck! i'm missing alien!
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# sweeeet
I watched the first episode of "Eastwick" the other night, it's got Veronica Cartwright in it as an older witch

also Paul Gross as van Horne, strangely better than expected
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# We still watch Due South a lot.
It's so weird watching Paul Gross in "Men With Brooms" and hearing him swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# awww cute
yes, his Jack Nicholson riff is.. interesting
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# zesty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:45, archived)