It's a footballer.You'd get within a metre of his leg and he'd fallover claiming that you'd fouled him.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:13,
archived)
I cannot quite grasp how footballers still get away with that, what with all the camera footage and all
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:19,
archived)
Well obviously they have very sensative auras. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:21,
archived)
They should wear nipple guards to stop the chafing then
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:23,
archived)
NIpple guards?Will then have hats and rifles?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:25,
archived)
Half time is changing of the guard(They're not potty trained yet)
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:27,
archived)
With the added bonus that in they're not weened they can make a good use of the nipples! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:28,
archived)
It's always "make a good use of the nipples" with you Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:10,
archived)