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# Sorry, an itch I had to scratch prompted by last night's CL
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Take his leg off and see if it regenerates
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# It's a footballer.
You'd get within a metre of his leg and he'd fallover claiming that you'd fouled him.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I cannot quite grasp how footballers still get away with that, what with all the camera footage and all
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Well obviously they have very sensative auras.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
# They should wear nipple guards to stop the chafing then
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
# NIpple guards?
Will then have hats and rifles?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Half time is changing of the guard
(They're not potty trained yet)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# With the added bonus that in they're not weened they can make a good use of the nipples!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
# It's always "make a good use of the nipples" with you
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
# For me it is more than a foot: :P
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# *glees*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# i just found the cuntiest looking fish ever, then made him more cunty

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Cuntlefish is funny
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)