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# Alright, cunt?
We should make a club, seeing as I'm a cunt too.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I hear that we're all cunts
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Tell me about DOOM
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Tell me about doom too.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# You mean the 17-year-old masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from id Software™?
Why, it's an extraordinary adventure with an interface of 640 x 480.
Decidedly ropey but good-for-their-time pseudo-3D environments, unsophisticated score and crunchy, bleepy sound effects.
Did I mention the pixellated animation, and linear point 'n' shoot killing of characters, barrels, and bosses?
Beat the Spiderdemon! Go out and buy Doomâ„¢ today!

EDIT: The beta of the game originally featured the words "Sonic James" preceeding the title, however to avoid anticipated
consumer confusion between this game and the Sega franchise the name was shortened shortly before the release date :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# That was your chance to sing my praises.
You have now missed that chance and I will go to bed approximately 6.5% more sad.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)