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[challenge entry] 'He's NOT the Messiah....he's been a very naughty boy!!'

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(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I always wondered how those things worked
are they eating through the soil? How can they approach without making a giant molehill first, announcing their arrival?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Good point Mediocre
But then again, it's Sci-Fi, I think the creators expect us to "suspend our disbelief", eh?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Yes, but shouldn't any sci-fi at least try and give some explanation as to how it works, no matter how lame it is?
Else it would just be fiction, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:35, archived)
# They work like a hover...
The suck so hard that this drags them through the earth and they shit out to fill the hole behind them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I know of several people that suck so hard, they can travel underground
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:33, archived)
# How do you think you mum gets to my house without you noticing?

Ha ha ha - NING mediocre, hows it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha

Morning sir. Actually, it's quite cold this morning. My nipples are erect to no end. I mean they're really BOOIIIIIIING!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Also
most soil horizons are typically no more than 5m thick. Cept here where I work, where the Kalahari sand can get upto 80m thick.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Baconbaconbacon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Yes!
and if they ARE eating through the soil, why don't they get thirsty? They'd need to take about a million cans of lager on every trip. No wonder they're spoiling for a bundle when they finally pop out.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)