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# Eat a sandwich whilst you're on the toilet. I dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Could someone make a basic mistake or stupid comment, please?
I've made a new "welcome to b3ta" pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# hay guys look at this photo that i personally took
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:45, archived)
# *slap*
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*
*slap*
*THUNK*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# I'm not sure which of those people I am in this little roleplay we've got going here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# deffo John Cleese on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# But I - the ignorant newbie - am the provoker, surely?
Although I think if it were the b3ta general populus on the left there would be a much larger reaction. John Cleese would quickly be festooned with half-meg FAIL gifs, for example.

I'm having a hard time visualising the scenario is all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# If you put it that way, yes.
I just assumed you were the one with the biggest fish :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)
# and i thought i was an attention whore
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# that's just nasty
i can't even chew gun in an alleyway, especially if there are bin bags there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)
# You'd rather chew a bin bag than a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# it seems i'm still a bit hungover
as i would never make such a grave spelling error normally.
i hate bin bags, which is why i love having a wheely bin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)
# You'd rather chew a wheely bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# no, not at all
i'd rather chew gum, although i find the habit a bit, shall we say, common...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Hear hear
Public mastication is for peasants.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# and cows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Ruminantary, my dear Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
Cows are for peasants? No no no, they'd simply eat them.
The oafs have no idea of stock management.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# indeed
we should limit them to turnips, livestock are clearly beyond their rudimentary grasp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)
# you first
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I refuse to eat unless I'm on the toilet.
It just feels right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX
AS A TUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)