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# hehe, why are Big Ears, ears so Big?
I was going to do some careful reflection work on the bell (on the hat that is) But didn't want to waste any more time than I had done.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I wonder what would be reflecting in the bell?
The startled face of his next victim?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# It's probably Stinkly
Noddy likes a bit of rough
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# If you give him sixpence
Can you ring his Bell

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(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# (Q)....Why have all the elephants got big ears?
(A).... 'Cos Noddy won't pay the f*****g ransom!!

*Boom, tish*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# My Dad used to work at Chessington Zoo back in the days when it was a zoo
he was in the office and his secretary took a phone call from someone wanting to know why elephants had big ears. My dad told her to say "Cos Noddy wont pay the ransom." Took her a while to work it out, but when she did she told the person on the phone. Apparently it was a student doing some sort of ressearch and they were really pissed off at the staff being so childish and complained to head office.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)