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# In Memory of the Recently Deceased Segway Owner

And the deer he fell on.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# "And the deer he fell on" ???


That's mad that is
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
#
yea you heard me right.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Oh Deer
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# One of my collegues summed this
up reather succinctly.

'what kind of fucking dick drives a Segway along the edge of a cliff?'.

Enough said really.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I just don't get that 'accident', weird shit,
it just doesn't feel right, if anyone understands what I mean.

*Would not be surprised it turns out the company was losing money hand over fist and he had damn good life insurance*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *Phones lawyers
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
i guess he'll being blamed as the "fall guy" if Segway goes under...
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# 'No publicity is bad publicity'
Oh really!?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Well I wasn't wrong about that pink cat 'abuser'
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Did they find the owner, then?
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Yeh, as suspected,
was just some daft lass dyed it with food colouring to match her hair.

Oh and I also notice a sneaky retraction from the BBC after getting caught up in the tabloid 'Miaow Miaow' hysteria: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-11437449 (see 'more on this story' link beneath), to date ALL well reported deaths from the drug have been quietly retracted since, yet the government is still aggressively pursuing ALL legal highs day by day and illegally closing down any sites selling them, cos obviously we're all MUCH better off going to dealers for overpriced impure illegal versions for when we want a fun weekend.

Tossers.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Ragh!
Seems all fun is wrong, and the RSPCA owns your cat. I resign.
I presume nobody's actually illegally closing down legal high websites? That would be, like, illegal, and we could do them for it.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# The goverment's cronies are putting pressure on all peeps involved in their continued existence,
hence the website providers keep randomly closing them down citing fear of legal action (not so paranoid as what is legal or not keeps getting arbitrarily changed by the authorities daily without any warning or testing so it's VERY hard to keep up) and Paypal won't allow transactions to occur using their service, and the Home Office is equally putting pressure on the UK's border agencies to stop any legal highs getting into the country, even tho all is legal and above board to do so, meaning said sites have nothing to sell, and it's slowly driving it all underground, as with the illegal stuff instead of it having been nice, pure, clean, tested and factory sealed chemical shopping, it's now becoming dodgy packets of homemade adulterated crap sold by dodgy dealers in the streets (or online in non-specific sites like Alibaba) to keep it under the radar and away from the tax man, which obviously is MUCH better.

Nobody will support the down trodden because then you would be supporting massive drugs and drugs are baaaaaaad mm-kay?

*sigh*
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)