Zeroyou appear to have some sort of attractively rugged-looking person attached to your left shoulder.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:23,
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rolf mao!don't worry, that's just lord floaty. i gave him a nasty stave of the finger, and we've never seen him since.
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zerolicious,
Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:24,
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