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# thank you Smash Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:48, archived)
# that's right, blame me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)
# you started it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# i was just an innocent onlicker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# that's what the midget said
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# that midget talks too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# A bit hard for him to talk talk from that shallow grave you put him in
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i've told you before, my bath is not a shallow grave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I want to see Smash fight a midget
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# fight in what way?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Not oil, he would just fly off across the room if you landed on him
Maybe mud
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hmmm
it's good for the skin, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# we need to arrange this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# come to my gnome day bash
i'm sure we could mock something up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I know a midget that might be up for it
But he has a criminal record for indecent exposure (true story)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# so much trouble
over such a small thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# moral of the story is never piss just outside a police station
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# my dad did that once
they called him a stupid fucker and sent him home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I think arresting a midget is it's own reward
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
# this is amusing because it has a basis in truth.
there is light fitting shop near me that pulls a similar stunt, it's "closing down" sale is now in it's 6th year. although i've not lived here longer than that, so it may be an under estimate.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Meat stick fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# models own dick fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Leg lamp, only $10
Buy now before it walks away
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I see the paramedic is waiting for people fainting as they see the signs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# St. John's Ambulance standing by
..trauma team:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# *Prepares* also: whilst sourcing images, I found something:
Does anyone else see this? First result that comes up:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=resusci+anne
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Ah, there it is
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Resusci_Anne&direction=prev&oldid=389136550
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# *Waits for animation of flying boat*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ..or pigs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# This shall ever be good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)