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# A'ight Smash. I'm around. I just don't have my own laptop at the moment so can't get on much.
If anyone wants to donate a couple hundred quid to the get Mu back on the internet fund that'd be grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# all my spare cash is going towards gnome day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Gnome day?
*sees sig*
*checks calendar*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# my brilliant yet insane plan has almost come to fruition!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:26, archived)
# How many Gnomes do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# none yet
but i shall be depleting poundland's stocks very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# There's only one thing better than a gnome.
And that's a fucking ARMY of gnomes, thousands of the little fuckers.
Massed gnomes bleedin' well rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# this is my plan
if you can't come and join us, make sure to deposit gnomes around your own hometown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# There's gnome place like home !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# no.
no there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
#
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/321333979/garden_gnome.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# ooo, that's good
but i can get 4 gnomes from poundland for what i'd pay for p&p
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I like these ones. No price though.
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/286687470/Garden_Gnome.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# those are some classic gnomes right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# It might be worth popping into poundland and taking note of the company who makes theirs, then approaching them directly
or looking for a website of theirs or something. Poundland must be making some kind of profit on those gnomes, you might be able to cut that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# good idea, i'll give it a try
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Sheer fucking poetry. Allow me to air an extract:
Specifications

gnome,garden gnome,garden ornament,garden decoration,ceramic garden decoration,dwarf figurine,ceramic arts and crafts,gnome arts

Item Name: garden gnome

material:ceramic

Colors and size:Optional
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:50, archived)
# it's like a gnomey haiku
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# My pal Matt had a sadly unprofitable business in the early '90s called "Gnomophobia".
He produced custom-made gnomes to the customer's preference. Mostly Star Wars/Star Trek/Babylon 5 stuff. Fucking incredible, they were. But he only sold 'em for £25 each.
So unfortunately he learned that this was no way to make a living.
A pity really, cos I'd gladly give him £100 for one of his fekkin' wokkid Darth Vader gnomes today.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:43, archived)
# tell him about gnome day
he may have some moulds and spare plaster knocking about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# He used to buy factory seconds and spend daft amounts of time modifying them with modelling putty.
Ooooh. Nice to have an excuse to use the word "putty" for the first time in a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# it's a great word, isn't it?
well, time for bed, i've got a class in the morning.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Get him to restart it
With the rise of the internet, there's an increased market.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# That's a good idea.
He'll scoff at it - he's that kind of bloke - but yeah, I reckon it could be a going concern.
There's an almost limitless supply of gullible twats online, after all.
And the gnomes were really fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Do we get a certificate and a badge
in recognition of our generosity?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I'd hand draw you a dinosaur
using either blood or semen, your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you had me at blood (and)or semen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# What will you use to sign it?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Bile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)
# I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)