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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# ALL THE PORK IN CHINA
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Better not, he'd be il
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i never sausage terrible leadership
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Gonna shoat yourself in the foot with that one
But I guess someone had to shoulder the burden.
Don't worry, I'm just ribbing you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 2:58, archived)
# N
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Pork balls
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# the secret ingredient is dog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Works for me
How do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:08, archived)
# watch this NSFW
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549777
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# The one on the left isn't very old
He's quite a Jong-un.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# He still looks ill . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Mind the p...ork
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# You remove the 'o' and you get PRK
People's Republic of foil hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Worst. Puppet show. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
#
"eep, eep, eep."

"*silence*"

"eep, eep, eep!"

"*silence*"

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Hey, don't leave us hanging man.
What happens next? Is Sue really up the duff?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# mu!
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# A'ight Smash. I'm around. I just don't have my own laptop at the moment so can't get on much.
If anyone wants to donate a couple hundred quid to the get Mu back on the internet fund that'd be grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# all my spare cash is going towards gnome day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Gnome day?
*sees sig*
*checks calendar*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# my brilliant yet insane plan has almost come to fruition!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:26, archived)
# How many Gnomes do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# none yet
but i shall be depleting poundland's stocks very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# There's only one thing better than a gnome.
And that's a fucking ARMY of gnomes, thousands of the little fuckers.
Massed gnomes bleedin' well rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# this is my plan
if you can't come and join us, make sure to deposit gnomes around your own hometown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# There's gnome place like home !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# no.
no there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
#
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/321333979/garden_gnome.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# ooo, that's good
but i can get 4 gnomes from poundland for what i'd pay for p&p
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I like these ones. No price though.
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/286687470/Garden_Gnome.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# those are some classic gnomes right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# It might be worth popping into poundland and taking note of the company who makes theirs, then approaching them directly
or looking for a website of theirs or something. Poundland must be making some kind of profit on those gnomes, you might be able to cut that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# good idea, i'll give it a try
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Sheer fucking poetry. Allow me to air an extract:
Specifications

gnome,garden gnome,garden ornament,garden decoration,ceramic garden decoration,dwarf figurine,ceramic arts and crafts,gnome arts

Item Name: garden gnome

material:ceramic

Colors and size:Optional
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:50, archived)
# it's like a gnomey haiku
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# My pal Matt had a sadly unprofitable business in the early '90s called "Gnomophobia".
He produced custom-made gnomes to the customer's preference. Mostly Star Wars/Star Trek/Babylon 5 stuff. Fucking incredible, they were. But he only sold 'em for £25 each.
So unfortunately he learned that this was no way to make a living.
A pity really, cos I'd gladly give him £100 for one of his fekkin' wokkid Darth Vader gnomes today.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:43, archived)
# tell him about gnome day
he may have some moulds and spare plaster knocking about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# He used to buy factory seconds and spend daft amounts of time modifying them with modelling putty.
Ooooh. Nice to have an excuse to use the word "putty" for the first time in a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# it's a great word, isn't it?
well, time for bed, i've got a class in the morning.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Get him to restart it
With the rise of the internet, there's an increased market.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# That's a good idea.
He'll scoff at it - he's that kind of bloke - but yeah, I reckon it could be a going concern.
There's an almost limitless supply of gullible twats online, after all.
And the gnomes were really fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Do we get a certificate and a badge
in recognition of our generosity?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I'd hand draw you a dinosaur
using either blood or semen, your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# you had me at blood (and)or semen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# What will you use to sign it?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Bile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)
# I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Ahahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# eep
I hope this answers your question.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Izzy Wizzy the march is busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Careful
Defame them and they may Sue
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# :D

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# matthew looks like he's been on a crack binge here
(JoePesky, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:06, archived)
# He's a psychiatrist you know.
Jongian apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# He quite enjoys comedy
He's often seen at Jongleurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# He likes games as well.
MahJong in particular
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# In fact he got so obsessed, his girlfriend left him.
He only knew when he found she had written a Dear Jong.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Then he resigned from his job
It was time for a Korea change.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# He became a games tester for a new version of Donkey Jong
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# lol jong
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Indeed, Kimpatico
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# she nearly left him once before
when he spent 6 weeks watchig his favourite films over and over again. i mean, 6 weeks of Jong Frankenstein and Jong Guns?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# If she had, to get over it apparently there's a place that Jong men can go
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# especially when they're short on their dough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I like Might Joe Jong
but Kim Jong Guns Il is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# she had to keep herself amused
watching repeats of the Jong and the restless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# As a kid I liked Jongs of the South though I wonder now how racist it truly is.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Pork . . . the other dead meat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# PRORK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Daddy isn't sat very close to Junior is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Herro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# A'ight Toassttr?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I am an ight. Are you well? Tell me a wonderful story.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Once upon a time there was this duck, right?
This fuckin' duck had a problem holding in his drink, got lairy, a bit pecky with his missus duck. One night, pissed out his tree, he waddles to the wrong nest. Picked a fight with a bleedin' swan din't he? Got his beak ripped right off, like. I miss that duck, he was a good fella.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Didn't you like my story?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 3:13, archived)
# ...all of this and a bag of chips
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:00, archived)
# hard to argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# After a long hard day of axe murdering, I like to relax to b3ta.


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Wtf Hahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 6:32, archived)
# things go better with....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:29, archived)