
This fuckin' duck had a problem holding in his drink, got lairy, a bit pecky with his missus duck. One night, pissed out his tree, he waddles to the wrong nest. Picked a fight with a bleedin' swan din't he? Got his beak ripped right off, like. I miss that duck, he was a good fella.
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