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and rimmer's potato king rant is the best bit ever

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)

Yo Smash Imma let you finish...

But 'passed away peacefully in his jeep...

sleep...'

Is the best line of all time.

EDIT Oh God a Dwarf argument on b3ta. When will I ever learn..?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)

we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one

but another strong contender is "april, may, june, july and august fool"

EDIT: you'll never beat me on dwarf quotes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)

Jape of the decade?

Wheeze of the week?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)

mere filler

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)

"Hook, line, sinker, rod and copy of 'Angling Times'."

"Broadcasting in all known languages. Including Welsh."

And I'm sure it was "Step up to red alert."
"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb".

(They were already at blue alert, after a big argument about the need for it - there was no yellow).

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)

you forgot reel

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)

Or did I?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)

stop it, you're messing with my head!

i can't think straight with this much sugar in my system!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)

My kids like it when I say

'You're lying!' in squeaky Kryten voice

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)

i like that, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)

Just say the word and I'll pop round

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)

make sure you bring a gnome!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)

Now I'm picturing Basil Fawlty marching out of the hotel

with a gnome under his arm

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)

with sexy results?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)

He was planning to insert it into a builder

History doesn't relate whether either of them enjoy the experience

/edit: reading this back I have to self-grammarnazi. That should have been 'enjoys'

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)

at least one of them must have

or else why do it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)

Ah, if only the world was that way

Where all transactions entail enjoyment on at least one side. Sadly, in this vale of tears, that is so rarely the case. We simply step through our allotted tasks, birth astride a grave, *sob*

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)

cheerful fucker, aren't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)

*grins*

I have been known to bounce occasionally

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)