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# Coz the baby Jebus hates you and wants to devour your soul with cheesy nibbles.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:58, archived)
# great even fictional characters hate me
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:00, archived)
# It's not true!
cheesy nibbles exist!

On a TJy note, has anyone been watching Him and Her on BBC3?

Fantastic.

EDIT: Hahaha fantastic guest breakfast malfunction: Eating an Oatibix dry, like you would a choc ice. Much oat exploding hillarity ensued.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Not seen it but those Oatibix
are so dry and crumbly you could use them to clear up flood disasters.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:13, archived)
# There was a suggestion of using dried out weetabix sludge as an ego cements
in this weeks Genius.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Weetabix
That reminds me of a story a plumber told me. He went to a house where the hot water tank had been intelligently installed in the loft on top of a sheet of chipboard. The tank had sprung a leak and turned the aforementioned material into "Weetabix" ( His word not mine, but an apt description as it turned out )and the weight of the hot water tank had caused it to break through and it all and it ended up crashing through the guy's ceiling. :(
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)