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# I'll get me coat...


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(Lord of Lard, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:40, archived)
# congratulations you managed to add text
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)
# how very b3tan of you
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Saucer of milk to Paul P
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha Brilliant!
IS what I would be saying if it wasn't a half arsed toap.

In other news. Woop-ti-doo I've gotta download a 5 gig sodding patch for WoW today.

I hate pre-expansion patches.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:48, archived)
#
Apologies, work laptop prevents anything other than toap.
(Lord of Lard, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:51, archived)
# don't apologise
you made a gag, that's what counts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
# I think you may have midread the FAQ
It's not compulsory to post on the messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:55, archived)
# :O it's not
why the fuck have I be taking this abuse for years
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Coz the baby Jebus hates you and wants to devour your soul with cheesy nibbles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:58, archived)
# great even fictional characters hate me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:00, archived)
# It's not true!
cheesy nibbles exist!

On a TJy note, has anyone been watching Him and Her on BBC3?

Fantastic.

EDIT: Hahaha fantastic guest breakfast malfunction: Eating an Oatibix dry, like you would a choc ice. Much oat exploding hillarity ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Not seen it but those Oatibix
are so dry and crumbly you could use them to clear up flood disasters.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:13, archived)
# There was a suggestion of using dried out weetabix sludge as an ego cements
in this weeks Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Weetabix
That reminds me of a story a plumber told me. He went to a house where the hot water tank had been intelligently installed in the loft on top of a sheet of chipboard. The tank had sprung a leak and turned the aforementioned material into "Weetabix" ( His word not mine, but an apt description as it turned out )and the weight of the hot water tank had caused it to break through and it all and it ended up crashing through the guy's ceiling. :(
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I patched SC2 recently and after a 2 hour wait it rendered the game unplayable
Thanks blizzard you cunts, in other news claire rayner is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Yes. Yesterday.
Fortunately WoW servers are down for extended maintenance as everything is being set up for the Cataclysm expansion that comes out on 7th December so I'm not losing any game time.

EDIT: I always find it amusing that people class WoW players as nerds yet play computer games themselves. The only difference is it takes intelligence to play WoW properly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I played Guild wars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:03, archived)
# It's Like an AA meeting in here today.
My name is riverghost and I play WoW. IT's been 5 years since I had a social life. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:05, archived)
# lmao sad but true
My names paul *HI PAUL* for several years I was gaming for up to 12 hours a day but I have cut down and I'm currently only playing for an couple of hours a night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)
# I get to play WoW at work.
Although I do have to shut the office if I'm raiding:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# thank god it's not just me
I'm normally playing CIV at work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Also WoW if fantastic if you are a gadget freak like me. I have:
A game pad

A sidewinder x6 keyboard

WoW mouse

and worst of all

PTT pedal

All valid, needed, nongeeky purchases honest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:19, archived)
# wow that makes my Saitek keyboard, G9 mouse and enough lights that my pc can be seen on google earth look a little less geeky
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Hehehe
Scary thing is I use all the buttons and doodads.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)
# WTS [Sword Of A Thousand Truths] pst with offer - no noobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:16, archived)
# You haz weird slang on your server
WTS [Sword Of A Thousand Truths] pm with offer - no nabs. :P

www.wowbash.com is worth looking at for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Doomhammer is full of Chuck Norris fans.
And this site is a real gem - cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Oh no not the chuck norris ones!
As bad as the anal [talent name] ones!


I'm a proud trade spammer on Lightbringer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I'm only ever in towns to visit the AH, these days.
Most of the trade spammers on Doomhammer are about 9 years old & seem universally obsessed with doing things to other people's mums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah lots like that on lightbringer. I just have fun making them look stupid.
What pisses me off is there's lil brats' parents seem to think their little treasure is mature or special enough to play WoW even though they're under 12.
While that must be wonderful for them the age restriction isn't just there for their benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# ^
All of this, with bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# and the updater is slower than a snail swimming in treacle :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# What server you on?
From what I've heard it's downloading a lot faster if you're in the north of england.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# gary glitter
man, that's funny. you're a sick man.
(jasondeedemilo 44% mean, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)