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# *opens toy*
Another dead miner.
Why do I never get cars or red indians?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Kinder use to be awesome, I swear in the early days they had internal combustion engines
and working robots of death

not the misshaped lump of plastic or fucking jugsaw you get now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# The last toy I had from a Kinder Egg required no assembly whatsoever.
Crushing disappointment..
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# They've even changed the prize shell
Best one I ever got was a penguin that you pushed along and it looked like he walked as he had a wheel of feet (obviously you could only see two feet at a time).
What made it truely fantastic was there was a little ink pad at the top of the wheel inside the body so when you pushed the lil fella along a piece of paper he left a trail of footprints:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Kinder was always a double win
a toy and a new stach case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)