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# Live from Chile...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
# *picks up*
*shakes*
Not heavy enough
*puts back in mine*
*picks a heavier one for a better prize*

woo.


EDIT: FFS. Ordered some clothes online 13 days ago and still haven't received it. The delivery window was 3-5 days.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Are you sure
it wasn't 35 days?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# That'd be it.
Hmmm

OK download on router showing at 1.2mps traffic speed. WoW patch 5.3gig that would suggest 1.5 hours download time not the 10 hours the downloader is saying.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Sounds like microsoft minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Or London Underground train arrival boards.
Did anyone realise that there is a iPhone sickopedia app? It's probably common knowledge and I'm just being backward as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# there is also an android app
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# email time!
:)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Happy B3taday Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Happy b3taday, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# happy b3rthday bobs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# CANDLE!
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# it's you!!!
*smoothes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
# ^What she said^
But in a more raffish, but incredibly charming manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
# why are you lost, sir Vagabond?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Spooky Halloween names are all the rage, this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# And you know what a fashionista I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I wander the earth, eternally
... and on All Hallows Eve, make known my infinite sorrow, by snatching, killing and eating people.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# It is!
I've actually been expressly forbidden from doing any more overtime, and the small is asleep \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Ooh look, everyone - it's Freeeeeeeebs!
Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Hippy Bathday BBBBBBBBBB
!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# happy candle day! have cake....
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# *opens toy*
Another dead miner.
Why do I never get cars or red indians?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Kinder use to be awesome, I swear in the early days they had internal combustion engines
and working robots of death

not the misshaped lump of plastic or fucking jugsaw you get now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# The last toy I had from a Kinder Egg required no assembly whatsoever.
Crushing disappointment..
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# They've even changed the prize shell
Best one I ever got was a penguin that you pushed along and it looked like he walked as he had a wheel of feet (obviously you could only see two feet at a time).
What made it truely fantastic was there was a little ink pad at the top of the wheel inside the body so when you pushed the lil fella along a piece of paper he left a trail of footprints:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Kinder was always a double win
a toy and a new stach case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Have they rescued that cat from the wheelie bin yet?
Can I stop my candle-light vigil?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)