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# fucking hell
I've bashed away at it so much today it's like a little bit of pepparami
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# You're quite the case study today...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# my knuckles are so thickly glazed I could grow tomatoes on them
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Red or green?

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# little bit of both where I've picked at it
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Remember, you need to lubricate inside as well as out
Squirt some WD40 down there, it'll soften the urethral scabs.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# 0_0
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Is that the face you pull
when you fire out an unsoftened scab?

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# then get a load of this then
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# sweet monkey jesus
I think I've burst a vein
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I was reading an old Viz the other day, in which she was described as sounding like
"An hysterical witch playing a giant kazoo in a dustbin".
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)