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# i'm sorely tempted to buy a press-on beard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I have one
My mum got me a Rolf Harris disguise kit for Christmas

It looks very much like the illustration above

At first glance I thought this was about Rolf, but it seems to be some tedious computer games bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# bugger the game reference
i just like the idea of the beard! did it make you look like a bond villain? rolf harris looks like a really pervy scout master
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I don't know
I have a real beard

Wearing a fake beard on top seems like overkill :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# pfff
hmm, time to tend to my soup.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# just twiddle plastic hooks into your sideburns to make it look like you're wearing a false beard.
/moving pictures
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I have a press-on moustache in my drawer here
Also totally unnecessary as it takes me about 10 minutes to grow one.

I don't know what the picture above is about as I can't get far enough from my monitor to see it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)