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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Needs a Gordon plush
So you can pretend they're having that race to the doc's office.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# This is a Star Wars reference isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# want
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# EPISODE THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# i'm sorely tempted to buy a press-on beard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I have one
My mum got me a Rolf Harris disguise kit for Christmas

It looks very much like the illustration above

At first glance I thought this was about Rolf, but it seems to be some tedious computer games bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# bugger the game reference
i just like the idea of the beard! did it make you look like a bond villain? rolf harris looks like a really pervy scout master
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I don't know
I have a real beard

Wearing a fake beard on top seems like overkill :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# pfff
hmm, time to tend to my soup.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# just twiddle plastic hooks into your sideburns to make it look like you're wearing a false beard.
/moving pictures
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I have a press-on moustache in my drawer here
Also totally unnecessary as it takes me about 10 minutes to grow one.

I don't know what the picture above is about as I can't get far enough from my monitor to see it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# There's at least 3 items on this list
that I wish to buy. Now.

Make them real.

Edit : the headcrab could be made from a modified wind-up spider.
The talky-Barney could be made by hacking and reprogramming a talking doll. Or using something like this.
If I had time and room, I'd make one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I'd love a wind up head crab
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Haha.
Everything about this is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
#
That's the shit
(Teh Machine, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Awww
I want a wind-up headcrab.
(Rykan, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# I mis-read that as..
"Renaissance cascade"
(ganainm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)