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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Needs a Gordon plush
So you can pretend they're having that race to the doc's office.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# This is a Star Wars reference isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# want
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# EPISODE THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# i'm sorely tempted to buy a press-on beard
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# I have one
My mum got me a Rolf Harris disguise kit for Christmas

It looks very much like the illustration above

At first glance I thought this was about Rolf, but it seems to be some tedious computer games bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# bugger the game reference
i just like the idea of the beard! did it make you look like a bond villain? rolf harris looks like a really pervy scout master
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I don't know
I have a real beard

Wearing a fake beard on top seems like overkill :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# pfff
hmm, time to tend to my soup.
'bye!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# just twiddle plastic hooks into your sideburns to make it look like you're wearing a false beard.
/moving pictures
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I have a press-on moustache in my drawer here
Also totally unnecessary as it takes me about 10 minutes to grow one.

I don't know what the picture above is about as I can't get far enough from my monitor to see it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# There's at least 3 items on this list
that I wish to buy. Now.

Make them real.

Edit : the headcrab could be made from a modified wind-up spider.
The talky-Barney could be made by hacking and reprogramming a talking doll. Or using something like this.
If I had time and room, I'd make one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I'd love a wind up head crab
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Haha.
Everything about this is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
#
That's the shit
(Teh Machine, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Awww
I want a wind-up headcrab.
(Rykan, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# I mis-read that as..
"Renaissance cascade"
(ganainm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)