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# Oooo ooo lemon
Found a good lemon gag when I was at the beach last with about 15 seagull trying to nick mi chips. Throw then a bit of lemon aned as soon as one drops ot another picks it up and that fuels the rest and it takes over 10 minutes to realise and by then you've had 10 minutes of pucker faced fun. Greedy gits.

EDIT:Wrong pucker.

Pucker: (pkr)
n.
A wrinkle or wrinkled part, as in tightly stitched cloth.
A facial expression in which the lips are tightly pulled together and pushed outward.
A tart flavor that causes one's lips to pucker: the pucker of lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)
# r u
that fat tonged twat jamie oliver?
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)
# hehehe
he said pukker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I'm sure he meant "poker"


edit.. or "fucker"
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)
# maybe he meant
puker as in the verb "to puke"
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)
# yes ...
.. or even "piker" as in the verb "to live in a caravan"
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)
# schweet
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I am utterly hurt and offended now!
I don't own a moped, like to over use or even use the pukka (I can even spell the word correctly) and don't walk about with my head up my own bottom

I have been to Sainsbury's though I don't know if that counts as anything and if you look for my new recipe for lemon seagull in my new book. Damn, damn, damn you caught me out
Pukka
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Can I shag your missus ..
... while you are sweating away in 15 then ?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)
# How did you find out
the title of me next TV show?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Obvious ...
... 24 has already been done and anyway, the average British male needs 9 hours sleep. QED
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)