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# I'm Benny Hill?
Why didn't anybody tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Benny Hill is very talented like that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Benny Hill and the Art of Internal Stealth
Chapter One: Being Benny Hill and keeping it a secret from yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:35, archived)
# It's like those assassins on the naked gun
hypnotised by watches
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Now I know,
maybe ITV will give me a new series.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:41, archived)
# *yakety saxes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:44, archived)
# ^yakky sexes^
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:49, archived)
# ...which for some reason makes me think of Frank Spencer.
Ooh Eva, I did a whoopsy on Poland.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:50, archived)
#
www.barbmark.com/Page43frank.htm
"...ask people who knew the show what was one of the famous lines from the show and they'll probably say 'The cat did a whoopsie in my beret' or 'Oh Betty'"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:54, archived)
# "His special guests include Billy Connolly, Forrest Gump & Sammy Davis Jnr"
Sounds like my kinda show.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:59, archived)
# Of course it's really
"none other than Robert Pearson (Frank Spencer) & George Harvey (the perfect straight man) - both from The Four Kinsmen. Their opening two shows at Club Banora brought record crowds. . . standing room only."
After the seats were removed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:02, archived)
# So presumably it's not really Billy, Forrest and Sammy?
Fuck it, I'll give it a miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:06, archived)
# Unless Billy, Forrest and Sammy have joined The Four Kinsmen
I'd have to say it's not looking good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Better stick with Neil then.
www.neilstroud.co.uk/tommycooper.html
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:16, archived)
# "Almost Magic"
Trans: "Almost Entirely Unlike Tommy Cooper"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Yukky Suckses
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:51, archived)