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# i have epic DOOMflu
And am currently on my fourth glass of this of the evening.
Still have doomflu, but fuck me, I just don't care!



Roll up! Roll up! Seventh's miracle cold-cure elixir!
Guaranteed to soothe and warm!
Sweet and gentle, feed it to your kids!*
Send sixpence in stamps and receive the recipe by return post!



*do NOT feed it to your kids
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
water is bad for you
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:42, archived)
# water: optional extra
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)
# splendid
that's a relief
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Will it cure my dicky liver?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:42, archived)
# cure it to DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Is it possible to subsitute brown sugar
with unrefined heroin?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:44, archived)
# go for it
report back on its effectiveness!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
Tastes like an imminent stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# i've been favouring
teaspoon of honey
lemon juice
slug of brandy
boiling water to taste
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:46, archived)
# that does sound
really lovely, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Hell yeah, how about
3 whole cloves and 1/2 inch grated ginger root with that. Let it steep for 5 minutes and pour it through a strainer. You may need to add some more honey. Damn.
Works really well with Scotch too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:56, archived)
# i've got cloves and ginger
i'll have some tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
# That's fresh ginger root
in case I didn't make that clear. It won't be good with powdered ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 22:18, archived)