He shit in a pint glass and left it upside-down on the pool table
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Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:41,
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He thought it was a poo table
And misheard when told he could have the third game.
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Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:43,
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Too many drunken recitations of his ribald comedies
He's been... banned!
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Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:42,
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