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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# iPhone 5 prototype leaked ZOMG!!1!1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:21, archived)
# now you know--we must kill you
(nothing personal, mindya)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:26, archived)
# needs more landline subscription
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# contact Campbell Soups for rates
or is it some string company? I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# SPEAK UP!!
...or pull tighter
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Funnily enough
I was just saying the same thing to my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# we said the same thing to her last night
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Emergency only
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:53, archived)
# tragedy=emergency
unless you are on the winning side :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I was quoting the msg on my phone when out of range.
)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Are we borked,? I can only display heading
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# "Hello operator? can you connect me to Timon of Athens, please"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 19:56, archived)
# "Deposit 50 pence for the next 3 minutes, Plee-uhzz"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I have just read today news letter...
and "Stumpy strikes back" is wrong on ALL accounts!

* Bokes some more
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Good clean fun.
The song was perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# * bokes a little more
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# String me along . . . will ya !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:19, archived)