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# I had a dream about going to a Lucy Porter gig.
She was naked from the waist up. For some reason, this was an important part of her act.


It was a nice dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Holly Walsh FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Both!
Together!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Lucy Porter sounds and looks too much like a dear friend of mine for me to be able to go there.
But Holly Walsh twice and again for luck followed by more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# *googles*
I may have to arrange another dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# oh man. I lurrrrrrve her
she's like a sexy pixie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I was gutted to discover recently that she's
(a) married
and
(b) up the stick.

It's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# cos that's the reason you're not boning her right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Oh, absolutely.
It's either that or the fact that we've never met and I'm a terrible social inadequate at the best of times.

But I can't imagine that that's really important.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)