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[challenge entry] I dreamed a dream.....I mean a Shakespearean Nightmare

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(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Oh dear God.
That looks like she's in the middle of what the Profanisaurus calls 'an Elvis killer'.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
# def
Elvis approved outfit
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# haha - semi piss!
trying to pass a pinecone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I dreamed last night that the 'singer' Mika had been killed
after getting accidentally caught up in a student demo against the UN's new tanks. I was in a nightclub with him prior to that. Afterwards I was on a double-decker bus that had about 8 floors and lots of babies on it.

In fact I've only just realised it was a dream and had been thinking all morning that he had in fact been killed

as for SuShak - is she having a difficult shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I had a dream about going to a Lucy Porter gig.
She was naked from the waist up. For some reason, this was an important part of her act.


It was a nice dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Holly Walsh FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Both!
Together!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Lucy Porter sounds and looks too much like a dear friend of mine for me to be able to go there.
But Holly Walsh twice and again for luck followed by more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# *googles*
I may have to arrange another dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# oh man. I lurrrrrrve her
she's like a sexy pixie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I was gutted to discover recently that she's
(a) married
and
(b) up the stick.

It's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# cos that's the reason you're not boning her right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Oh, absolutely.
It's either that or the fact that we've never met and I'm a terrible social inadequate at the best of times.

But I can't imagine that that's really important.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# i pooed a poo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# taking it up the pooper
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Log-Jam: The Movie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I think
it could be susan or john candy it's a toss up
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)