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# LET'S ALL GET DRUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# get drunk then!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:19, archived)
# It is near the top of my to-do list tonight
And getting more topperer!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:22, archived)
# good
the shop across the road had 4x1 pint cans of strongbow for £4.50, but when i went to get some before, they were on offer at £3.50.
score!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:27, archived)
# LET'S DO IT!

Have you have a few already? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# partayyy time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:25, archived)
# they're only stone carvings, so it can't be that much fun
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# at least you'd be getting something hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:29, archived)
# sparks would fly eventually
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# at least you'd have a fire to keep you warm
t's damn cold, after all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I cannot express to you how much this arouses me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:43, archived)
# i know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hey I just animated it--didn't pose for it ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:53, archived)
# yes i have
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:19, archived)
# And beansprouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:20, archived)
# sadly not
but i just remembered there's a viscount in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Get you
and your posh biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# my mum buys them
fortunately, i do my shopping in her fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# SAME!
Orange Penguin anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# penguin cake bars FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Not available in my local fridge sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# mum buys anything that's on offer
including asda's own brand snickers. i can just about eat one, but it will make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Sounds like a bit of a marathon

Oh god I can't help it sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:45, archived)
# hang your head in shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:51, archived)
# This is so unfair to us on shifts I have to work tomorrow - so no booze :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# can't you go in with a hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# haha I don't think that would wash.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
# sometimes it's good to be unemployable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Do it! Hell, half of our local drivers aren't turning up anyway.
Because, APPARENTLY, most of them need to catch the first bus of the day to get to work, in order to drive the first ... erm ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# haha yeah the irony of not being able to catch the bus to work to drive the bus that takes people to work.
I usually drive to work but the estate we live on has a lot of snow and not a lot of gritters. Wednesday I had to walk to work which was only about 3-4 miles but in snow my legs ached like crazy and for all of that there was no buses going out but if I hadn't had made the effort they wouldn't have paid me.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:24, archived)
# They don't tell you before-hand that there's no point coming in?
That's just goddamned inconsiderate.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# No they expect you to come in just in case they can get some sort of a service on.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# i would offer to give you a leg massage
as i'm very good at giving massages, but i'm afgraid the men on here would explode at the thought
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)
#
too late
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# You must be:
A brain surgeon
A pilot
A teacher (one that teaches on a Saturday)
A Vicar (that preaches on a Saturday)
In the egg and spoon race tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Are you:
1. experienced
2. me? you sound like a jerk
3. the keymaster
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Busdriver
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Hullo, statistical improbability
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Now that me and Smash are here I think it is you who is now a stastical improbability
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# "probably" so
but not for long--I'm off to happy hour in a few minutes
(I'm 6 hours behind y'all)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
# *female fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Huzzah!
And Eye Candy 6 has just been unleashed, according to FB! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# yet another excuse to get drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 21:43, archived)