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# Well in all my years here at The Crucible, I have never seen anything quite like this...


no idea who that chap is, I just found him on the Danish internets

I've just translated the page. He is an elf who likes to give golden porridge to Danish children. I wish I was making this shit up (zoom out on the page to close the pop-up)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# ha! he's like a medieval timmy mallet
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
# the horror!
Look at each other and say EGADS!
Look at the King and say GADZOOKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# or you'll get a bash on the noggin'
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
# hey nonny nonny!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Luckily if he had been about then someone would have killed him for being a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Whack him with that hickory stick . . . whack him . . . whack him good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# he could stab hime like a marshmallow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Unbeaten in his last ten wins...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# haha
is that a real quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Nearly..... I was going to do the classic one of.....
"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg
over, prefers to use his left hand instead"
But spotted the one I posted on
www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=156022&page=2
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:22, archived)
# nice!
you don't happen to know the score in the white/hendry match, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# 8-6 after penalties
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# hendry pisses me right off
forever dragging frames out with safety shots and snookers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# They had a Star Trek style fight
when I say fight I mean they had sex with each other
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:07, archived)
# potting the pink in the back pocket, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# the pink hit the brown in the pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# the old ringpiece ricochet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# THREAD DELETION ALERT!
someone hold me, i'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:15, archived)
# *holds*
*fondles inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:16, archived)
# *enjoys*
*rolls over, farts and goes to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# *dutch ovens*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:19, archived)
# i would google that but i'm too scared ;p
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:23, archived)
# it's nothing overly scary
it just involves sealing someone under the covers with a fart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# haha brilliant! i normally waft the covers to share the love
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:34, archived)
# i love t!
I was just catching up with my favorite Flickr group earlier today ::
www.flickr.com/groups/facesobjects/pool/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha awesome! i love those sort of pics
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:41, archived)
# *heals*
b3ta.com/board/10273800
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:49, archived)
#
Worst Domo ever?
(xixax, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:12, archived)