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# eeeww
that's not going anywhere NEAR my affected areas!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# People near me have had their decs up for well over a week now.
They were cunts even before that though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# decorations go up on december 13th
so it was, so it always shall be.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# If my miserable cunt of a dad had his own way...
he wouldn't let anyone put any up, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# mine is like that
there are still christmas presents of his under the tree when it comes down in january. his brother died last sunday, he just said "well, we never bothered with him when he was alive"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Stern....stern but fair.
Also: Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# his family aren't exactly close
or nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# I was just saying to a mate, in my opinion, family is overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# my mum's side of the family are very close
except the mentals, but i've got family on my dad's side that live about 3 miles away, yet i've never met them. no family feud or anything, they just don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# i think your dad's my uncle
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Shut up
It's for your own good.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# that's as bad as saying
if it tastes bad, you know it's doing you good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I coughed
And it came out of my nose
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:29, archived)
# well stop putting it in your nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Stop sticking it so far in...
...and making me cough
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:33, archived)
# my nipples aren't that long
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Just like petting your friends dog
"Hey, I found a nipple"
Always polite to give it a quick wank instead of teasing.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# you've never seen my friend's dog
japanese akita crossed with a german pointer, it's fucking huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# A Japanese Erecta?
Nice. Go on. Give it a pull. Just like Flash Gordon in Arboria.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)