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# I just phoned B&Q to order a cunt shed.
They don't sell them :(
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# Don't they know it's christmas? :(
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# I was going to use it for an illuminated nativity setting until after Christmas too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# No, because the main religion in Africa is Islam
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# and the main religion of B&Q is
voodoo
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# your thinking of Ikea
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# WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
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# ONE world
ONE shed
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# ONE shedload of cunts inside.
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# I fort every1 had xmas innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I thought B&Q were 7th day adventists.
Their dates are different, they use the advent calendar. Probably why they missed christmas.
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# B&
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